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Dil Ney Kaha Dost Ko Sms Kartay Hey,
Phir Khayal Aya Key DIL TO PAGAl Hey,
Phir Socha,Dil Agar Pagal Hey To Kya Hua,
Mera Dost Konsa Normal Hey
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Agar koi aap ko dukh dey,
Takleef dey, Aap ko roney per majbur kardey.
To aap bhi usko rula saktey ho!
kaise?
Us ki aankh mein ungli maar kar!
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Mummy: Jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega, usse hi me yeh saari toffies dungi.
Kid: Tab to yeh saari toffee papa ko hi milengi.
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Meri maut ke baad kasam hai tumhe
meri kabr pe mat aana.
Kyo ki
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Kyo ki
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Maine suna hai tum
Agarbattiyan churate ho.
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Teacher- Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
santa- Sir, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
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1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Aisi Zindgi Se To Mout Achhi He
Achanak Maut Ka Farishta Bola Tumhari Jan Lene Ka Hukam He
Aadmi: Lo Batao Ab Insan Majak B Na Kare.
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Credits: Selected from SMS Treasure
Now you can listen recitation of Holy Quran with Urdu Translation in MP3 format and recitation of Holy Quran in AMR format on your mobile. Click here to download.
If you are married please ignore this message, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day!
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women and then he turns them into Wives.
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