Funny SMS # 1

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Dil Ney Kaha Dost Ko Sms Kartay Hey,
Phir Khayal Aya Key DIL TO PAGAl Hey,
Phir Socha,Dil Agar Pagal Hey To Kya Hua,
Mera Dost Konsa Normal Hey
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Agar koi aap ko dukh dey,
Takleef dey, Aap ko roney per majbur kardey.
To aap bhi usko rula saktey ho!
kaise?
Us ki aankh mein ungli maar kar!
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Mummy: Jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega, usse hi me yeh saari toffies dungi.
Kid: Tab to yeh saari toffee papa ko hi milengi.
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Meri maut ke baad kasam hai tumhe
meri kabr pe mat aana.
Kyo ki
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Kyo ki
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Maine suna hai tum
Agarbattiyan churate ho.
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Teacher- Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
santa- Sir, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
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1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Aisi Zindgi Se To Mout Achhi He
Achanak Maut Ka Farishta Bola Tumhari Jan Lene Ka Hukam He
Aadmi: Lo Batao Ab Insan Majak B Na Kare.
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Credits: Selected from SMS Treasure